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Your mom is so.......

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by ChargerRay, Sep 30, 2005.

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  1. TCHDNSD

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    Your mom's so fat, she sweats gravy.
     
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  2. ColdBlooded

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    Your mom is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!:icon_banana:
     
  3. Johnny Lightning

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    Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.
     
  4. TCHDNSD

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    She's so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with the "flesh eating virus" and he gave her 3 months to live.
     
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    your mommas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter. BAM!!!
     
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    Your mom is so stupid she choked herself with a cordless telephone.
     
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    Your momma's so fat that when she moons people they turn into werewolves.
     
  9. Johnny Lightning

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    Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
     
  10. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
     
  11. Johnny Lightning

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    Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
     
  12. Johnny Lightning

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    Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
     
  13. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
     
  14. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
     
  15. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
     
  16. Johnny Lightning

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    Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
     
  17. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
     
  18. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
     
  19. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
     
  20. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
     
  21. Johnny Lightning

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    Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move
     
  22. Johnny Lightning

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    Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
     
  23. Johnny Lightning

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    Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
     
  24. Johnny Lightning

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    Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat *** of of me.
     
  25. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
     
  26. Johnny Lightning

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    Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
     
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    Your mamma is so fat I shot the ***** and lard came out.
     
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    Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
     
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    Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
     
  30. Johnny Lightning

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    Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the **** scared out of it
     
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